Wife: Honey, can you please help me clean the garden?
Husband: Do I look like a gardener to you?
Wife: Oh, sorry, honey. How about fixing the bathroom door instead?
The husband leaves for a while, and when he returns, he sees that the garden is clean and the door is fixed.
Husband: I knew my wife would end up doing it all by herself!
Wife: Nope, it wasn’t me.
Husband: Then who did it?
Wife: Our neighbor helped.
Husband: How much did you pay him?
Wife: I didn’t pay him anything. He gave me two choices: cookies or a favor.
Husband: I hope you chose cookies!
Wife: Do I look like a bakery to you?