Laugh Out Loud: The Tale of the Lazy Husband

Wife: Honey, can you please help me clean the garden?

Husband: Do I look like a gardener to you?

Wife: Oh, sorry, honey. How about fixing the bathroom door instead?

The husband leaves for a while, and when he returns, he sees that the garden is clean and the door is fixed.

Husband: I knew my wife would end up doing it all by herself!

Wife: Nope, it wasn’t me.

Husband: Then who did it?

Wife: Our neighbor helped.

Husband: How much did you pay him?

Wife: I didn’t pay him anything. He gave me two choices: cookies or a favor.

Husband: I hope you chose cookies!

Wife: Do I look like a bakery to you?

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