A New York attorney, representing a wealthy art collector named Saul, made a call to his client and said, “Saul, I have some good news and some bad news.”
Having had a rough day, Saul sighed and said, “Let’s start with the good news. I could use it.”
The attorney responded, “Well, I met with your wife today. She told me she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she believes will be worth at least $15-20 million. And honestly, I think she might be right.”
Saul, feeling a surge of excitement, exclaimed, “That’s fantastic! My wife is a genius! You’ve really turned my day around. Now, hit me with the bad news. I’m ready.”
The attorney paused briefly before delivering the punchline, “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”